ARE YOU EFFING SERIOUS?
What will include? A "How-to" plagiarize and win lots of money from it guide? Maybe some vocabulary tips? Or a "How-to" sexing up any scene guide?
Why? I mean, really, WHY? What did we all do to diserve this?
E. L. James, just so you know, you're as good in writing as a snail could be. A mothereffing snail.
And the editors of this expensive, utterly horrid fuckery... You don't even deserve to be called editors.
I think I'm actually gonna crawl to a distant corner to wait the end of the world arrive. Because this is clearly one of the signs of Apocalypse.